As a sign that is somewhat nominally familiar with split personalities and oppositions, you might be somewhat more stable than the rest of us when Saturn and Uranus are in opposition. Mild schizophrenia is a neighborhood you visit every now and again, but even you dear Gem will have your hands full. Saturn in Virgo squares your fun loving Sun, as does Uranus in this case as well. Saturn in Virgo is all about shoulds and should nots, while Uranus threatens to blow even your loose version of sanity wide open. With Uranus sitting in your house of work screaming at you to blow it all off and travel the world with an extreme burlesque circus, while your home life is getting tighter than a nipple clip at said extreme burlesque circus, you’re literally getting pulled apart from the things you know and the things that you would love to know, especially as it deals with work. You’re tired of being good and it will come out at first in a trickle of wicked Gemini wit and mind games, cascading into a full blown wave of change crashing upon the shores of your home and career and I haven’t even gotten to Pluto or Mars yet!).

Pluto is getting ready to hunker down in your house of life, death, transformation, sex and legacies. Find yourself a good medium for financial advice, or better yet, become one yourself. Mars and Venus are hanging out in your house of relationships and sigs, adding rocket fuel to your already heightened drama. Spend some time with a shaman, or at the very least a clairvoyant nail technician to help you through this crazy, electric cauldron of change.

The eighties song for the soundtrack of your life in November: The Clash, “Should I Stay Or Should I Go?”

Don’t forget to read the November 2008 Forecast for all signs
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