That sound you’re hearing is the approach of the Plutonian death star getting ready to hover over your personal world in geo-synchronous orbit for the next 18 years. It’s shadow is already being cast against your Sun. It’s crucial and inescapable, you are going to be transformed like no other sign and while the early days of Pluto in Cap will be challenging for you, guess what? You get to be the hero of our grand tale of cosmic drama and intrigue. You’re asking yourself, “How can that be? I just want to crawl inside my shell and wait this out!”

Au contraire dear crusty one. The months and years ahead will test your mettle and yet like a perfect sabre, forged by fire and continued pounding, you will emerge razor sharp and ready for whatever life has in store for you and the rest of the planet. No money? Not a problem, Cancer can sew and make clothes out of old car seats. No food? Not an issue. Cancer has found a way to turn common pond scum into a delicious and nutritious soup. No medicine? No worries. Cancer has discovered that there are 63 different types of yeast molds that will cure everything from shingles to constipation. In essence you were born for these times–you just don’t know it yet. The Saturn/Uranus opposition actually benefits you more than some of the other signs, since they sextile and trine your own Sun. You can work with the energies, while many of the other signs get worked on. Be open to mind blowing visions and revelations starting on the fourth and record, journal, capture whatever flows through you from waking to dream states. Get it all down while you can. It will be a guide for you in the months and years to come.

The eighties song for the soundtrack of your life in November: Echo and The Bunnymen, “The Cutter.”

Don’t forget to read the November 2008 Forecast for all signs
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